The Banya and Halusky

I took a trip down to the Russian bathhouse Sandoony USA yesterday and was finally enlightened to the exoic pleasures of the banya. With three saunas, a steamroom, hottub, small pool and ever-essential frigid dunktub, there was plenty of extreme temperature variation and testing of human tolerance; the body only enjoys so much warmth before it enters pre-panic mode and begins to sweat, then finally begins screaming at the brain to remedy the situation. At that point evacuating 190 degrees of heat and plunging into 50 degrees of water seems like a pretty good idea. And it is extremely refreshing.…

The Pitmen Painters

A group of miners in Northern England in the 30s discover their hidden artistic talents in this beautiful Broadway show. Under the tutelage of an art professor in weekly meetings, they develop a folk style that becomes a phenomenon and gain international art fame while continuing their daily labors in the mines. It is a nice story, and although there is very little drama to it (minor conflicts weave into the dialogue occasionally but have little impact on the development), I was inspired by the two hour dissection of art, culture and meaning. While these men may lack the technique…

Supergood Reality

On November 19, 2010, Reality happens at Ars Nova. As part of their annual ANT FEST for developing works, they have invited me to take the stage and do my thing, which generally includes music, video, monologue and mayhem. Over the past eight years, I have performed many incarnations of this show in different venues, most of which no longer exist (Arthur's Dress Shop, Trilogy Theater, Monkeytown), but Ars Nova is by far the nicest theater I have ever been a part of. I am thrilled to have this opportunity and I hope that YOU can join us. Tickets are…

Something Different!

Last night at the Bell House was one of the most exciting musical nights I've ever experienced. Headlining the three act bill was HOTTUB from Oakland, including some friends of mine that I see too rarely. The three-lady MC team put on a ripper of a show and work the crowd into a lathered frenzy of sweat while cooling them off with beer showers... One of the girls, who made no bones about her hefty 150 lbs, coaxed me into hoisting her on my shoulders and parading her around the crowd while she bucked and rapped with no fear of…

Awesome Entertainment!

The past week has been full of good fun. Friday night was Ween at Central Park: these guys pack a party and serenade the masses with every genre of music imaginable. Saturday evening was my first encounter with Brooklyn Bowl and I love it. Great food from Blue Ribbon and a rawkus stage and pit (with a fun boom box show by Javelin) with a backdrop of balls and lanes make this LEED-certified building a very happening spot. On Sunday I was treated to a dress rehearsal of BLOODY BLOODY ANDREW JACKSON on Broadway and was so unbelievably excited to…

Fear of Weather

I have never been so terrified of weather conditions as I was this afternoon. At about 5:00, it began thundering intensely and incessantly, no rain, but loud and windy, and then, at about 5:30 it hit. It was like a wave crashing into my home. The wind was so violent that rain was coming up into my windows, and took out several plants on the balcony. And it was purple dark... branches torn, trees uprooted and cars crushed. It was phenomenally intense and by 5:50 it was over, leaving only destruction behind. While I have lived through some wild hurricanes,…

Fear of Islam

For months now, we have been subjected to a manufactured controversy over a proposed mosque "near" the site of the World Trade Center so I was almost relieved to hear that France's parliament just passed a law prohibiting burqas in public: it's not just our country but the whole world that's gone mad! What is wrong with you people? I can not conceive of a single legitimate reason why anyone would oppose either a mosque in lower Manhattan or a veil covering the face of a devout Muslim. It is completely insane. Sure, I've heard the "reasons" for not wanting…

Maine

From Cape Cod to Maine for the final leg of my summer travels... Portland has been blessed by the arrival of Andrew and Rachel last summer. Rachel is involved in the art community there and I attended a vibrant outdoor fair in which she and other local artists set up booths to display and vend their wares, while bands rocked the stage in beautiful weather. We then hit up Hugo's Restaurant, where Andrew is Chef de Cuisine and indulged in gastronomic delight with his absurd tasting menu. Both of them are incredibly creative and passionate artists and have settled into…

The Capeman

Theater is typically immune to foul weather, but when the venue is Delacorte Theatre in Central Park, The Doppler Radar is the main tool for determining a show's viability. At 8pm, when Paul Simon's Capeman was scheduled to start, standing umbrellaless was a mistake so Alaina and I huddled under the one we had and waited the next hour until it was closer to mist than storm and we filled our seats in the quarter-bowl. Before the head of The Public Theatre, Oskar Eustis, gave his introductory thanks and acknowledgments (calling the Delacorte "the greatest theater in the greatest city…

Phish 3D and The Bloody Bloody Band

3D technology is everywhere and I think we can safely say it has proven itself beyond a gimmick. It truly enhances the visual experience even without the original cliched application of sharks and other objects popping into your face. Phish 3D is the best look I've ever had at my favorite band, bringing the audience onstage with incredible depth and perspective, allowing visual details that would be invisible to anyone at the show and some that would be unseen even in a 2D format; I saw what their "farewell" show in 2004 simulcast in a theater, and this blew it…